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Colton Wood Eye Sea The Dark Spirits Are REALLY Coming For You

Colton Wood Eye Sea The Dark Spirits Are REALLY Coming For You

I’m watching this….. And this (I saw that you got drunk and fucked your neck up – Eye warned ya about those evil spirits coming to fuck you up)….. And this whole episode here…… This young lady here and I warned you…. Eye Sea That The Dark Side Of The Spirit World Is Trying To Reach Out To Docta Canis Aka Colton Wood We are in the Age of Aquarius. The veil between worlds – 3D, 4D, 5D etc – is thinning. You are not like the others. You are gonna have to choose up and awake!  

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Why Folks Gotta Litter

Why Folks Gotta Litter

– I peep some holy free holy wetbucks were doing that donuts shit back here. I woke and saw like a nice new car with a dude in it saying, “Oh shit she up” and they left…. I caught fruit bat the other day dropping her shit……   I swear I hear bottles and shit dropping from her fruit bat truck late at night and KNEW it was her ass….. I also cussed this wetbuck here!   LOL! People gotta learn to respect the Earth that takes care of us! We live on this mofo and depend on it for

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We Embrace After Dude Pulls A Knife On Me

We Embrace After Dude Pulls A Knife On Me

Lordt! PTSD a mofo! I got it too! The way this started – they parked in front – I heard the dude call me Whoopi (if you ain’t known I am kinda like a local celeb so people will pull shit like this to fuck with me hence why I am hyperdefensive). I see some trash they threw on the ground and in my still semi drunk but sobering up state throw the can into the car then this ensues….   He then apologizes and we hug and talk about the shit he been thru, we both been thru!  

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Directly Fighting God The Demiurge: The Top Demon

Directly Fighting God The Demiurge: The Top Demon

I just got thru doing a cleansing on myself after trying to open up two very crucial blocks in my energy body around the crown on my forehead and my neck and back areas and here is what I saw…. A fiery lion and an angel. The lion was the DARKEST LOWEST DEMON that held a clutch on my energy body in my sacral for YEARS….. Who does it remind you of…… See, this is why I LAUGH my black ass off when I hear esp. those hebrew kneegrow israelites trying to sound all spiritual and deep and talk about

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Anorexic Malibu Weirdos Bring Me Mouldy Fucking Bananas Third Time This Shit Done Fucking Happened

Anorexic Malibu Weirdos Bring Me Mouldy Fucking Bananas Third Time This Shit Done Fucking Happened

This a gangstalking tactic cause WHY THE FUCK BRING ME SHIT YOU DON’T FUCKING WANT THAT YOU WOULDN’T FEED TO YOUR OWN FUCKING DOG! DAMN RIGHT I CURSED THEY FUCKING ASSES OUT!   Shit when I had my own apartment – hell even NOW I BUY new food for people like from restaurants – I DON’T GIVE THEM MY FUCKING LEFTOVERS! THAT’S DISRESPECTUL! I don’t know where the fuck that’s been! That banana mighta been they asshole….. They doing this shit to fuck with me! 3rd time this shit done fucking happened….. Nasty Meth Couple Brings Me Brown Paper Bag

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Eye Sea That The Dark Side Of The Spirit World Is Trying To Reach Out To Docta Canis Aka Colton Wood

Eye Sea That The Dark Side Of The Spirit World Is Trying To Reach Out To Docta Canis Aka Colton Wood

The lady here is trying to warn ole boy wassup with warnings about demons attaching to our energy bodies and inducing addictions…. I been noticing that he has been sounding a lil drunk lately and it is because EYE ? recognise that the darker side is coming at him….. – The symbolism on those alkie-hole drinks is the devil and Baron Samedi, the Voodoo Loa of death, on the Voodoo Ranger IPA drinks….. Also notice the colors on the vid he watching looks like flames = hellfire….. The same dark shit that is around me is coming for you….. they

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YEEEAH NEW ORLEANS STOOD UP: Deport That Wetback Back To Hell With Some New Orleans Voodoo

YEEEAH NEW ORLEANS STOOD UP: Deport That Wetback Back To Hell With Some New Orleans Voodoo

GET THAT MOTHERFUCKER OUT MY HOMETOWN: I WAS SO PROUD WHEN I READ THIS ARTICLE HERE: https://www.nola.com/news/crime_police/article_5d5b9cbc-fe0b-5598-be2e-ccccf377392a.amp.html Don’t go to MY FUCKING CITY with your wetback ass shit! We don’t play that where I come from! The other day I was reading how these demon Quetzalcoatl seeds are spreading like a fucking brown plague, bringing RAPE (which they EXCEL AT ??✏????‍♂️?) and other fucking atrocities with them! The other day I read about how a wetback tried to pull a white lady in North Carolina into IT’S fucking car and we southerners don’t play that shit: she STOOD UP (ASÉ

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Confronting The Tall Alien Grey I Once Knew As The King of Cups Named Satbalababa

Confronting The Tall Alien Grey I Once Knew As The King of Cups Named Satbalababa

You can hear it speak very slight (it will have a deep demonic voice) at around 8:04 and 8:41 of the recording…..   He is what I call the “King of Cups” in my tarot cards. His name is Satbalababa. He induces my alcohol urges…. That being said, I been saying this for a VEEEERY looong time that I am not up against no ordinary shit, not no spooks, ghosts, other spirits and entities like demons which I can just shut down with the swat of a hand. No. I am going up against this: – The vantage point from

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Demiurge Possessed Bizzy Bone Looking Kneegrow Tries To Fight Me For Being Topless But Dark Skinned Brother Comes To The Rescue

Demiurge Possessed Bizzy Bone Looking Kneegrow Tries To Fight Me For Being Topless But Dark Skinned Brother Comes To The Rescue

I can look at that lil nigga now with spiritual eyes and see he possessed….   You can look here and see he look like a fucking caveman…. – Which is the energy he was coming at me with! That’s why it is important to have spiritual eyes open so you TRULY know what you are dealing with and TRULY know how to deal with it…..

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