Why I Never Had Kids

*Should say why I never had keeds – That looks good! Anyways, every once in a while I get an ignorant message from a real cool acquainteance of mine like this: Visualizing my being some June Cleaver – stay at home mom bitch! That’s not the life I was meant to – nor will ever (not even want to) live. That being said, it’s no secret I have lived a hard life. I’ve been thru alot of shit: I’ve been raped, stabbed, assaulted, etc. ad nauseam. TO EVEN PUT ME IN THAT ROLE is a disrespect to my hardness, my

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All The Crazy Shit I Did While Drunk: Talk To A Journalist And Confront The Folks I Thought Stabbed Me

I be doing dumb shit while drunk I tell ya! Β  I feel mad bad for fucking with those people. They didn’t do it! I also ate – sushi style – raw meat seasoned with cinnamon, paisley leaves, etc. It tastes real fucking good! I also apologise to the sheriff’s last night and the security one during the day: I was drunk ass fuck πŸ‘πŸ»πŸΊπŸ»πŸ₯‚πŸΉπŸΈπŸΎπŸ· – Damn I’m getting old! Can’t believe I’ll be 37 come May 14th! – I also apologise to those poor people I harassed last night. I am very sorry πŸ™πŸ» – Also, it’s weird! When

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