Before I begin…. I saw the Big Lebowski at the McDonald’s on the PCH a coupla days ago…..
I saw a $ellebrity.
Anyways…..
– The sistβr knew π‘
This motherfucking wetback here I caught taking a pic of me while I was standing in line at the Bank of America on La Cienega and Pico…..
Wish I had the presence of mind to get that fucker’s license plate but I put my ‘woke – including the dick ‘woke βπ»π‘βπ©Έ on him and his phone so his dick should be falling off…..
Then arrogant fat ass crakkka cop Officer Williams (I was never that fat ass’s slave) got uppity and refused to move his fat ass crakkka cop car when asked, BASICALLY REQUIRING I GO IN THE WRONG MOTHERFUCKING DIRECTION TO LEAVE THE FUCKING PARKING LOT (I wanted to get that wetback’s license plate mad bad)…..
– That’s a fat motherfucker….
Fat bitch, I ‘woked him too βπ»π‘βπ©Έ
You can see him trembling before me as the ‘woke takes effect…..
He thought I was gonna report him. Nah heaux, I got demons, shadow people and reptilians π on your case…..